Madam,

Re your front-page article (Boys in dresses given detention by school), I went to a party once dressed as a medieval prince.

I wore leggings and a tunic, with a plastic sword at my waist, and (shock, horror!) I pencilled in a moustache on my upper lip to confirm my manliness.

I am clearly a serious threat to the public morality of Aberystwyth.

Should I turn myself in now or wait until I’m arrested?

Yours etc,

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